The miracle of toilet paper......
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toiler paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years" my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think this will do the trick?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
**for some laughters out there**
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just imagine its you ok? will that be alright? dont la get confused...later cepat babo like me! mwahs love you!
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